"Dude, let's get some Waffle House."
Have those words ever been spoken by an individual not under the spell of demon alcohol, or for that matter any "performance enhancer?"
I choose (read: hope) to believe they have not.
You see, Waffle House claims to be the world’s leading server of waffles, T-bone steaks, omelets, cheese 'n eggs, USDA Choice hamburgers, country ham, pork chops, grits, hashbrowns, cheesesteaks, patty melts, raisin toast, apple butter, and Heinz Traditional Steak Sauce. I think, for one, that the term "world's leader" should be inspected more thoroughly.
So, who wants to grab a T-Bone Steak from an establishment made "famous" for their waffles?
Give me a hangover, and I'll show you.
